Sunday, August 31, 2014

Enthralling ride to the floating vegetable market


Srinagar’s floating vegetable market is one of its kind attracting millions of tourists every year. We had heard and read so much about it that we decided to sacrifice our sleep, and got ready at 4 am to be escorted by a shikara to the market in the middle of the Dal lake.
Dawn at Dal lake en-route to the floating vegetable market

The shikara ride was indeed captivating with the little alleys and canals lined with trees inside the lake. Our shikara wala showed us several floating gardens laden with vegetables (such as bottle gourd, ladyfinger, cucumber). The early morning’s cool breeze, the tranquil waters, and melodious distant prayers (we visited during the Ramzan season) had a soothing effect.
Alleys in the middle of the Dal lake
The silence was suddenly broken by loud haggling of the tradesman. Yep, we had reached the market place. It took about an hour of steady rowing to reach there.
Shikara laden with cabbage
It was quite an interesting site to see shikaras jostling with each-other, and making the way by pushing and nudging the boats. It is a wholesale market, where farmers bring their vegetable-laden shikaras to exchange their produce every morning. 
Taking mental snapshot of the picturesque lake before leaving

Saturday, August 30, 2014

A romantic evening in Kashmir




Well, we are having a candle light dinner here. No, it is not a fancy restaurant but a modest J&K government owned hotel in Yousmarg, Kashmir.  Yousmarg is an upcoming tourist spot in the valley. Usually, the tourists go for a day trip here, and only few (like us) plan to stay overnight. As the tourist flow is limited, there is only one hotel in this small town overlooking a stream (doodhganga).
The waiter at the hotel told us that the town faces acute electricity shortage, and from 7 pm till 6 am in the morning daily there a power cut. So, our dinner (kashmiri biryani) was served under candle light, and we thoroughly enjoyed it.

Meet Jaabaz Nani

L to R: Myself, Nani (as the locals call her), our guide, Sanjay

We saw a house (the only one in a radius of about 3kms) on our way back to  Gushaini GHNP*. Me and my husband were amazed to learn that Nani, aged 75+ years, lived all by herself in the forest. She has a small garden in front of her hut, where she grows her own food. For other other daily items (such as kerosene), she depends on the local guides/porters escorting visitors on their treks. The house is built on a 10-15 feet elevated platform to protect it from wild animals.


*Named a Unesco World Heritage Site in June 2014 (just after our visit J coincidently), Great Himalayan National Park (GHNP), is a home to several rare species of flora and fauna and acclaimed for its bio-diversity. Check this website ( http://himalayanecotourism.com/) if you are planning a trek at GHNP.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Marraige - An incurable disease

It is month of Novemember, one of the most auspicious months in the Hindu’s calendar. “Mass marriage movement” have been taking place around me, and most of my acquaintances seems to be getting married or are talking about getting married. Phew!!! This gave me enough masala for my next post. Read on……


Marriage

Definition – The raging epidemic that has afflicted many of my friends lately. It is more rampant in the months of November, December. In a certain instance, about 40,000 wedding ceremonies have been reported in a single day in Delhi alone.

Causes - It has been noted that this disease might have communicable properties. Once one of your friends gets married, soon others either follow the league or atleast start talking about getting married.

Another cause reported for the disease are the species ‘aunty’ which in certain cases act as vector for the disease. The Aunty lurks in weddings, third cousin gatherings, sniffing for young and unmarried blood. She picks her prey after a disciplined interrogation of the victim’s relatives. After extracting all the imformation, she makes call to the victim’s parents and sets the trap.

Symptoms – Pre-disease symptoms are characterized by excessive time on phone (with the fiancĂ© ), severe shopping bouts, frequent (beauty) parlor trips. Vast contrast have been noted between the pre-disease and post disease symptoms. Common symptoms such as holding of hands and surprise presents, soon get defunct after marriage . Though some exceptional cases have been noted, where couples indulge in such activities even after marriage. However, the proportion of such population is scarce.

Cures – Yet to be discovered. Some people say that “Marriage is triumph of exuberant hope over dismal experience”. Divorce has been suggested as one of the plausible cures of the dreaded disease. However, it is followed by after-effects such as alimony.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Dragon Rider and the CWG monster

I was reading ‘Eragon’ the other day…..suddenly an epiphany dawned upon me..I am a Dragon Rider!! The way I transcend all the barriers and obstacles to reach my office in Noida every day, I feel no less than a dragon rider. The flooded roads, potholes, horrendous traffic jams, pollution, construction debris, piles of garbage….and the list continues.
Here’s my story….I start of my day by literally performing acrobatics on my 4 inches heels to cross the potholes created in my colony by the Rain God and the languorous MCD. Opps!!! I just slipped. But a dragon rider never falls. Ha ha ha ha…an up roaring laugh.

Here comes a life threatening and arduous task – crossing the River Murky. The sewers have yet again overflowed. As a gutsy rider, I step into the River Murky, filled with muck and start steering my way. Finally, I reach my dragon (cab). The dragon takes me to the 11 storied castle made of glasses, the place where I work.

Wait…my story is yet not over.. Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost…i still have to cover grueling 30 kms to the castle. As the dragon navigates its way through the treacherous roads, we stumble upon a huge pile of monster CWG (Creepy Wretched Giant)’s poop (construction debris)..

The monster CWG has eroded the life of the citizen of the Delhi. The city dwellers are impatiently waiting for 14th October, the date when the monster will bid goodbye to the city. Ohh I digress a lot…..where were we…..oh yes!!!! near a towering pile of construction debris. I pat my dragon and prepare him to mount the intimidating heap of trash. We successfully cross the hurdle.
The ride is smooth now, but not for too long…Here comes the snarling traffic on the ring-road. My dragon is terrified to move between the gargantuan sized trucks, wild despicable DTC buses. It shrieks timidly, and then moves sluggishly.
Sigh!!!! I finally reach my castle after a long log-jam (due to a tree fallen down in the monsoon squall). However, my quest is not over yet, I have to fight demons called Clients in the castle for the next 10 hours and then again cover the same onerous path back to my home.
So, this was the dismal story of a Dragon Rider.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Top News Stories of Year 2010

We are almost half way through the year…here are some of the top news stories of the year….  

  • On iPhone 4 defaulty antenna: Flight attendants “Please, switch off your mobiles. However, if you have a iPhone 4 - You're fine, you're not going to get any calls anyway”.
  • On Increasing popularity of Social networks: Heard on the BBC news, FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merged into one super social networking company - "My Twit Face."
  • On BP oil spill: British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water
  • On Sania-Shoaib marriage: IPL rejected 11 Pakistani men, Sania rejected all the Indian men
  • On England’s poor performance in the World cup:  What’s the difference between the England World Cup team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer
  • On the Psychic Paul: The most rememberable icon after the world cup was no KaKa or Mausi (read as Messi), it was the Paul baba
  • On Common Wealth Games Mess: Why is there so much fishy stuff going on in the Sports Ministry? Because it's headed by a Mr Gill
  • On Mamata Bannerji sympathizing with Maoists: How to deal with Mamata-ji? We should just Ban ’er, ji.
  • On the Inflation: Seeing the current price hike trend, I believe that our UPA government stands for the Upwards Prices Always
  • On India’s Performance in Twenty-twenty world cup: Most prolific form of footwork dispalyed by Indian cricket team – the walk back to the pavilion
  • On the release of Twilight- Eclipse: Twilight’s Edward Cullen appears more like a fairy than vampire – he sparkles, he is so snowy white fair
  • On IPL controversy: IPL tere hazaar naam -Indian Premier League , Indian Paisa League , Indian Party League , Indian Political League