Top News Stories of Year 2010

We are almost half way through the year…here are some of the top news stories of the year….  

• On iPhone 4 defaulty antenna: Flight attendants “Please, switch off your mobiles. However, if you have a iPhone 4 - You're fine, you're not going to get any calls anyway”.
• On Increasing popularity of Social networks: Heard on the BBC news, FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merged into one super social networking company - "My Twit Face."
• On BP oil spill: British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water
• On Sania-Shoaib marriage: IPL rejected 11 Pakistani men, Sania rejected all the Indian men
• On England’s poor performance in the World cup:  What’s the difference between the England World Cup team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer
• On the Psychic Paul: The most rememberable icon after the world cup was no KaKa or Mausi (read as Messi), it was the Paul baba
• On Common Wealth Games Mess: Why is there so much fishy stuff going on in the Sports Ministry? Because it's headed by a Mr Gill
• On Mamata Bannerji sympathizing with Maoists: How to deal with Mamata-ji? We should just Ban ’er, ji.
• On the Inflation: Seeing the current price hike trend, I believe that our UPA government stands for the Upwards Prices Always
• On India’s Performance in Twenty-twenty world cup: Most prolific form of footwork dispalyed by Indian cricket team – the walk back to the pavilion
• On the release of Twilight- Eclipse: Twilight’s Edward Cullen appears more like a fairy than vampire – he sparkles, he is so snowy white fair
• On IPL controversy: IPL tere hazaar naam -Indian Premier League , Indian Paisa League , Indian Party League , Indian Political League

I am back!!!!

It has been more than a month now, since my last post. Some of my readers were curious, some were relieved and some were missing my nonsense (as they had nothing better to do than be bemused by my crap).

I had been bereft of thought for a while, lost in my own world. But recently a conversation with my friend provoked my inner writer.

Me(in my usual over-excited tone): Hey!! So whats up Mr. Computer Engineer?

Friend: I so proud of myself, I recently wrote one of my greatest code.

Me: Really? Tell me about it

Friend: If Deepali’s mail > 100 words send it to spam (chuckles shamlesslesly). And guess what I haven’t received a single mail for the past one month in my inbox.

Me: (in a highly exasperated tone) Bakwass!!!! It’s coz I haven’t sent any mail.

Friend (in a playful pitch): Aree….that was just the first part of the code. The second part is….(a prolonged pause) – The code generates radio frequencies which interferes with the intended person’s brainwaves and thus prevents any crappy thoughts. This is the reason why you weren’t able to think of any ..so called gibberish ideas. (breaks into his typical hyena like laughter)

Me: (quite amused): Hmmm…..ok Challenge accepted!!!! I will write, and let’s see if your code works (supercilious expression).

Saying this, I banged the phone.

I dial the number again.

My friend is puzzled, he says “Now what?”

Me: Banging the phone once on you wasn’t enough!!!

I banged the phone again.*giggle attack*

I saw Barney (HIMYM fame) doing this in one of the episodes. Since then I always wanted to do this!!!!! ( I know I am crazy)

So now you know….Deepali is Back with her intellectual Tsunami *wry smile*…so Beware!!!!!! He he he he ha ha ha (boisterous laughter, more intimidating than Archana Puran Singh’s on a laughter show)