Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sandesh



Here is the list of messages, I got to say to few people

Hair-mess Besharmia – STOP acting!
Ram Gopal Verma – STOP making films!
Arundhati Roy – Don’t misuse the freedom of expression!
My latest crush – Please, make use of freedom of expression!
Sony TV – Gimme a break from CID
Star Plus – Gimme a break from all ur Saas Bahu series!!
Josh Hollway – Marry me
Hugh Jackman – Marry me
Ranbeer Kapoor – Great!! Keep on going!
Rakhi Sawant – It’s high time now! Stop it!
Naveen Jindal – Act responsible!
Vivek Oberoi – Don’t act at all!
Rajneeti – 3 stars!
Kites – 2 black holes!
Property dealers in NCR – My cell phone is not a public hoarding! Stop sending ur crappy smses ! I don’t wanna buy any property!!
Osama – What a waste of human cells!
Obama – Clone your self!
Shakti, my friend – Grow up!!
Salman Khan – Never grow old!
My Employers – I am over loaded with work!!
Hritesh Deshmukh – I am free these dayz…ask me out!!
My brother – Please drive slow…especially when I am the pillion rider on ur bike…and don’t you dare to use ur software engineering skills to open my pass word protected files stored in the lappy!!
My Parents – Your little daughter has grown-up, stop molly coddling, being over protected…n let me go on a trip with my friends in july
Steve Jobs – Great invention!
Mark Zuckerberg – Crappy invention!
Entire Universe – I am me...the DEEPALI

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