Things I hate about Facebook!!!!

In one of my mails I confessed that I do a lot of whining….so here I am whining about the Facebook in this post.

Here’s a ramdom and perfunctory list of things that I hate about FACEBOOK

·         Poke: Really?? It is so damn irritating….U receive a notification – So and so has poked you…..so what am I supposed to do now?? Poke him or her back….bakwass!!!!  It is as repugnant as when some one calls me ‘Roopali’ instead of ‘Deepali’. Wait, that’s just not all….there is super poke too…oooh yeah!!!!  Let me tell you, if you poke me....i will poke you back with my nails painted with ferocious looking nailpaint.

·         Lame status updates: There are few people who abuse the status update option by overusing it. They change their status message more frequently than I change my nail paint….And, the worst part, the status (sometimes) can be so gross….euuiiii..

Such as: “…is having a coffee”….and some super intelligent person will respond to this intellectual message in an equally smart way by commenting …”Normal or Decaf?” or, “….is so upset .”….... Seriously..??? OMG!!!!! My head hurts read those status!!

I want to tell people Facebook is not your personal diary…..so please refrain from giving every little detail of your dreary routine.

·         Random friend requests: One of the biggest nuisance is the 'random friend request'. You know, that guy who your brothers' girlfriend’s friend whom u once met at a wedding, and he now wants to be your friend simply because you've got several mutual acquaintances.

And Sometimes you get a request from that girl you didn't like the look of at school and subsequently never even spoke to – she adds you because of the ‘friend suggestion feature’ (another revolting feature of FB) 6 years after the school.

And for all the fraandsip  requests I get ……Gimme a break…..u spell like a two year old…and cant even form one decent grammatically correct sentence. Do you really expect me to be friends with you????  Did I visit your god damn f***ing profile….NO. Did I fell on my feet and beg you to send be “valuable Friendship request”. No. Go sc**w ur self man….u are not even worth this reply…..What do u think….I am desperately waiting for some random guy like you to send me a request and I will promptly except it……

ok now enough of vilification and haranguing ….(yeaah I can be really cocky when I want to be)….But seriously the audacity of such people is a total turn off……

·         Mafia group, farming community or treasure mania requests: I seriously don’t care if you grow Marijuana on farmville then sell it on mafia wars…please don’t send me invites. And if some one sends me one more Farmville invite….i will fire your crops and expel ur animals to a distant galaxy……(I seriously wish I cud do this)

·         Faltu Quizzes:  How sexy is your name? Will you survive a zombie attack??( first of all, a zombie attack???? and how can one judge this thru a FB quiz…..sorry my pea-sized brain is unable to comprehend this) When will you get married? Which Mahabharata character you are?? Somebody please get me an ice-pick to jab into my skull.

Ok enough of bickering and bitching for the day……after this blasphemous diatribe …..its time for facebook now….i know….. I am such a hypocrite!!!!!!! (devilish smirk)