We are almost half way through the year…here are some of the top news stories of the year….
- On iPhone 4 defaulty antenna: Flight attendants “Please, switch off your mobiles. However, if you have a iPhone 4 - You're fine, you're not going to get any calls anyway”.
- On Increasing popularity of Social networks: Heard on the BBC news, FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merged into one super social networking company - "My Twit Face."
- On BP oil spill: British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water
- On Sania-Shoaib marriage: IPL rejected 11 Pakistani men, Sania rejected all the Indian men
- On England’s poor performance in the World cup: What’s the difference between the England World Cup team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer
- On the Psychic Paul: The most rememberable icon after the world cup was no KaKa or Mausi (read as Messi), it was the Paul baba
- On Common Wealth Games Mess: Why is there so much fishy stuff going on in the Sports Ministry? Because it's headed by a Mr Gill
- On Mamata Bannerji sympathizing with Maoists: How to deal with Mamata-ji? We should just Ban ’er, ji.
- On the Inflation: Seeing the current price hike trend, I believe that our UPA government stands for the Upwards Prices Always
- On India’s Performance in Twenty-twenty world cup: Most prolific form of footwork dispalyed by Indian cricket team – the walk back to the pavilion
- On the release of Twilight- Eclipse: Twilight’s Edward Cullen appears more like a fairy than vampire – he sparkles, he is so snowy white fair
- On IPL controversy: IPL tere hazaar naam -Indian Premier League , Indian Paisa League , Indian Party League , Indian Political League
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